Fangirl Friday: The Best Quotes from HBO Girls

Girls comes back this Sunday and we’re impossibly excited about it. As much as some folks freak out about it being so representative of today’s “lost” millennial women, we just think the show is smart and funny and highly entertaining. In fact, we love Girls so much we dedicated today’s Fangirl Friday post to the past 4 years’ of genius, quotable material that the show has provided.

So scroll onwards and enjoy these fab quotes. Just try not to laugh too loudly – it’s still a work day after all.

“I HAVE WORK. I HAVE A DINNER THING. AND THEN I AM BUSY… TRYING TO BECOME WHO I AM.”

Hannah, Season 1

“I THINK THAT I MAY BE THE VOICE OF MY GENERATION. OR AT LEAST A VOICE. OF A GENERATION.”

Hannah, Season 1

“I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT ALL THE TIME, THINKS I’M THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD… AND WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ONLY ME.”

Hannah, Season 1

MARNIE: “SHE CAPTURED SOMETHING REALLY TRUE ABOUT THE UNCERTAINTY OF BEING OUR AGE. I CRIED TWICE.”

HANNAH: “WELL ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PERIOD?”

Season 1

“LAST TIME I GOT DRUNK I ATE ALL THIS BRIE AND THREW UP ON MY CELL PHONE.”

Hannah, Season 1

“HOLDING ON TO TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS KEEPS US FROM GROWING.”

Adam, Season 1

“IT’S LIKE, ‘SORRY I PASSED YOU AN STD BUT I REALLY ENJOY YOUR QUIRKY WEB PRESENCE.’”

Hannah, Season 1

“YOU KNOW THE WEIRDEST PART ABOUT HAVING A JOB IS? YOU HAVE TO BE THERE EVERYDAY EVEN ON THE DAYS YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE IT.”

Jessa, Season 1

“I’M LIKE THE LEAST VIRGINY VIRGIN EVER.”

Shoshanna, Season 1

“I’M OFFENDED BY ALL THE ‘SUPPOSED TO’S.’ I DON’T LIKE WOMEN TELLING OTHER WOMEN WHAT TO DO, OR HOW TO DO IT, OR WHEN TO DO IT.”

Jessa, Season 1

“SOMETIMES BEING STUCK IN MY OWN HEAD IS SO EXHAUSTING THAT IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY.”

Marnie, Season 1

“I MAY BE DEFLOWERED, BUT I’M NOT DEVALUED.”

Shoshanna, Season 2

“I’M FINE. I’M REALLY GOOD ACTUALLY AND SOMETIMES FEELING REALLY GOOD ALL THE TIME FEELS REALLY BAD. BUT I’M ON A JOURNEY. IT’S MY JOURNEY AND I’M OKAY. SO PLEASE DON’T PITY ME.”

Marnie, Season 2

“ALL THAT MATTERS ARE THAT YOUR RISING SIGNS ARE COMPATIBLE, THE SEX IS DECENT, AND HE SUPPORTS YOU CREATIVELY.”

Jessa, Season 2, Episode 2

“IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT BABY AND I’M ALIVE!”

Hannah, Season 2

“TURN THIS POTENTIAL ENERGY INTO KINETIC ENERGY.”

Ray, Season 2

“I’M AN INDIVIDUAL AND I FEEL HOW I FEEL WHEN I FEEL IT.”

Hannah, Season 2

“I REALIZE THAT I’M NOT DIFFERENT. I WANT WHAT EVERYONE WANTS. I WANT WHAT THEY ALL WANT. I WANT ALL THE THINGS. I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY.”

Hannah, Season 2

“I’M A DIFFICULT PERSON. EVERYONE’S A DIFFICULT PERSON. SHE WAS ACCEPTING OF MY BRAND OF DIFFERENT. SHE WAS OKAY WITH IT.”

Adam, Season 2

“I JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD TELL ME, LIKE, ‘THIS IS HOW THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SHOULD LOOK.”

MARNIE, SEASON 2

“REALLY KNOWING SOMEONE IS SOMETHING ELSE. IT’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING AND WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO MISS IT. YOU WILL BE AWARE. AND YOU WON’T HURT OR BE AFRAID. OKAY?”

Adam, Season 3

“DO YOU THINK 16 TACOS IS ENOUGH FOR 4 PEOPLE?”

Hannah, Season 3

“I WOULDN’T BE EATING PIZZA IN FRONT OF YOU IF I ACTUALLY LIKED YOU.”

Hannah, Season 3

“BOREDOM IS BULLSHIT. BOREDOM IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE WITH NO IMAGINATION.”

Adam, Season 3

“HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION WHICH IS A TOTALLY NEW SENSATION FOR ME. I MEAN, I’M EATING GRAPES AS A SNACK.”

Hannah, Season 4

SHOSHANNA: “I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY NOBODY TELLS YOU HOW BAD IT’S GONNA BE IN THE REAL WORLD.”

MARNIE: “YEAH THEY DO. IT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL THEY TELL YOU.”

Season 4

“I SO DON’T GET ATTACHED WHEN I BLEED, IT’S LIKE AMAZING. I’M LIKE TOTALLY NOT AN ATTACHED BLEEDER.”

Shoshanna, Season 4

“I JUST REALISED THAT I GOT SO GOOD AT TAKING SELFIES THAT I WASN’T FEELING CHALLENGED ANYMORE. THEN I THOUGHT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TURNED THE CAMERA AROUND.”

Elijah, Season 4

ELIJAH: “WHAT DO JUDY GARLAND AND LADY GAGA HAVE IN COMMON?

MARNIE: “THEY’RE BOTH WHITE?”

ELIJAH: “NO, THEY’RE BOTH BAD BITCHES WHO DON’T GIVE A F**K WHAT PEOPLE THINK.”

Season 4

“A T-SHIRT, A T-SHIRT, SAYS WHO YOU ARE TO THE WORLD.”

Shoshanna, Season 4